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The Whole Armor Of God
© Puppet Productions

CAST: Frank, Joe, Ed
PROPS: Tin pie pan, cap made from aluminum foil
SCENE: Frank enters the stage.

FRANK:  (ANGRILY) I'll bet he doesn't even show up, the little runt!  If I were Joe, I'd be at home--under the bed!
JOE: (ENTERS WEARING A CAP AND PAN ACROSS HIS CHEST)  Well, here I am!
FRANK:  (SNEERINGLY) So I see.  You look like the leftovers from last week's dinner.
JOE: I am ready for you. I can take whatever you can (TAPS CHEST) dish out.
FRANK:  I can't fight you.  It wouldn't be right to mask a guy who's permanently out to lunch.
JOE:  (FOREHEAD TO FOREHEAD WITH FRANK) Oh, yeah?  I've got the shield!   You just try something!
FRANK:  Your face is going to be as flat as that pan by the time I get through with you.
(BOTH EXCHANGE SEVERAL "OH YEAHS?", ENTER ED)
ED: Hey guys, what's going on here?
FRANK:  Oh, hi Ed.  I was just getting ready to mash this walking TV dinner.
ED:  (LOOKING AT JOE'S ARMOR) Joe, you do look pretty strange.  Why are you dressed like that?
JOE:  I am doing what the Bible says for me to do when I get in a spot like this.
ED:  The Bible says to wear tin foil?  Are you sure you haven't been reading The Wizard Of Oz again?
JOE:  No, it says in Ephesians to take on the whole armor of God if we want to be able to stand in the evil day.  Boy, is this an evil day!
ED:  You should have read the rest of it, Joe.  Truth, righteousness and faith are the kind of armor God gives.  You can find it all in Ephesians 6:13-17.
JOE:  But I can't wear things like that!  How can they help me?
ED:  This kind of armor is inside of you, making you strong and helping you to trust God to take care of you.  God also gives peace, which reminds me--what are you two fighting about, anyway?
FRANK:  You know, I can't even remember now!
JOE: Me either!
ED:  That's better.  C'mon I'll treat you both to some lemonade.
FRANK and JOE: All right!
ED:  Hey Joe, before we go--could you take off your "armor" first?  I don't want to be seen with someone who looks like they've been canned! (FRANK, JOE AND ED EXIT LAUGHING)

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