DANNY: Really?
HELEN: Yes. Now on the third day God made something that you drink when
you're hot and thirsty.
DANNY: Dr. Pepper? (HELEN SHAKES HEAD NO) Lemonade? (HELEN SHAKES HEAD
NO AGAIN) Iced tea?
HELEN: Here's the hint, Danny. (HOLDS UP, GLASS WITH WATER) What's this?
DANNY: A glass.
HELEN: That's not what I mean. What's in the glass?
DANNY: Oh, water.
HELEN: Right. Here's the clue for what God made on the fourth day. (HELEN PUTS ON
SUNGLASSES.)
DANNY: You're trying to fool me! He didn't make sunglasses!
HELEN: Why do I have sunglasses on?
DANNY: I don't know. You're only supposed to wear them when you're in
the sun.
HELEN: That's it-the sun. And He also made the moon and stars. On the
fifth day and sixth day He made (HELEN FLAPS HER ARMS LIKE WINGS, SNORTS LIKE A PIG AND
MAKES OTHER ANIMAL NOISES, WHILE WAITING FOR DANNY TO ANSWER.)
DANNY: (TO AUDIENCE) She sounds like she came out of the zoo.
HELEN: You're close. What's in a zoo?
DANNY: Animals. Everybody knows that.
HELEN: And that's what God made on the fifth and sixth day. He also
made something else really special on the sixth day (POINTS TO HERSELF AND THEN DANNY).
DANNY: Clothes?
HELEN: People! Can't you get anything right? I've tried to give you some hints, but
there's no hope! I've got to take a rest.
DANNY: Oh, okay, since that's what God did on the seventh day.