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The Whole Armor Of God
CAST: Frank, Joe, Ed
PROPS: Tin pie pan, cap made from aluminum foil
SCENE: Frank enters the stage.
FRANK: (ANGRILY) I'll bet he doesn't even show up, the little runt! If I
were Joe, I'd be at home--under the bed!
JOE: (ENTERS WEARING A CAP AND PAN ACROSS HIS CHEST) Well, here I am!
FRANK: (SNEERINGLY) So I see. You look like the leftovers from last week's
dinner.
JOE: I am ready for you. I can take whatever you can (TAPS CHEST) dish out.
FRANK: I can't fight you. It wouldn't be right to mask a guy who's permanently
out to lunch.
JOE: (FOREHEAD TO FOREHEAD WITH FRANK) Oh, yeah? I've got the shield!
You just try something!
FRANK: Your face is going to be as flat as that pan by the time I get through with
you.
(BOTH EXCHANGE SEVERAL "OH YEAHS?", ENTER ED)
ED: Hey guys, what's going on here?
FRANK: Oh, hi Ed. I was just getting ready to mash this walking TV dinner.
ED: (LOOKING AT JOE'S ARMOR) Joe, you do look pretty strange. Why are you
dressed like that?
JOE: I am doing what the Bible says for me to do when I get in a spot like this.
ED: The Bible says to wear tin foil? Are you sure you haven't been reading The
Wizard Of Oz again?
JOE: No, it says in Ephesians to take on the whole armor of God if we want to be
able to stand in the evil day. Boy, is this an evil day!
ED: You should have read the rest of it, Joe. Truth, righteousness and faith
are the kind of armor God gives. You can find it all in Ephesians 6:13-17.
JOE: But I can't wear things like that! How can they help me?
ED: This kind of armor is inside of you, making you strong and helping you to trust
God to take care of you. God also gives peace, which reminds me--what are you two
fighting about, anyway?
FRANK: You know, I can't even remember now!
JOE: Me either!
ED: That's better. C'mon I'll treat you both to some lemonade.
FRANK and JOE: All right!
ED: Hey Joe, before we go--could you take off your "armor" first? I
don't want to be seen with someone who looks like they've been canned! (FRANK, JOE AND ED
EXIT LAUGHING)
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